jay is your pimp!

SKA i feel like updating

2005-04-20T18:47:48Z

The Adventures of Ska John
Part 2: Revenge is Sweet

He lifted his body from the ground. He was the one who lost himself. He needed revenge. He looked into the sky, grinned, and vanished.

meh i really dont feel like doing this anymore. i feel like shizzit. IM me.............im lonely!

SKA JOHN, VOLUME 4!

2005-03-28T01:34:12Z

The Adventures of Ska John, Volume 4, Part 2: Revenge is Sweet

GRAR!

OMGZ0RZ!!!!!!!

2005-03-28T01:05:22Z

guess who came over yesterday, JULIEBOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMOGOMGOMGOGMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMo

Ska John, Volume 4

2005-03-26T04:37:53Z

The Adventures of Ska John, Volume 4, Part 1: The One Who Lost Himself

The thunder crashed hard this time. He could feel the surge blast through his body. He felt drained, as if he had worked out for endeless hours. Every muscle was sore. He was unable to rememeber anything. So he just sat there, immobile. He coughed, and blood exploded from his throat. He felt a sharp pain in his head. A faint memory came in his head. It was a very sudden memory. He saw the barrel of a gun. The man holding the gun was tall, about 7 feet tall. His hands were massive. He had dark, slicked back hair, black sunglasses and a black trenchcoat. He was looking into the sky. That was it. Then he heard a loud bang and thats all he rememebered. Then, with all of his energy, he shit his pants. Ska John was back. He fired into the air. When he looked down, he saw the dead body of himself, along with a large pile of feces. He grinned. Revenge would be served. He was the one that was reborn. He was the one who swore revenge. But he was also the one who lost himself.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!! but dont worry, it will........
MUAHAHAH!

Ska John, Volume 3 (the most saddening one yet!)

2005-03-24T21:16:14Z

The Adventures of Ska John. Volume 3: The Twist of Fate

Somehow he woke up outside. The rain was pouring onto his body. He was face down in a puddle. He felt nothing. He didnt move at all. He didnt even wonder how long he had been there or how he even got there. He just sat there, face down in the puddle. He began to feel lightheaded. His eyes were rolling in the back of his head. He had to have been without oxygen for about two minutes now, but for some strange reason, oxygen wasn't an issue. All he needed to do was think. He couldn't rememeber anything. His name, his age, anything. He was blank. "Think, think!" he thought to himself, "Who am I?" The answer wasn't clear to him at all. Suddenly, oxygen became an issue, and he went into shock. His eyes opened wide. The little oxygen in his lungs fired out of his throat and into the water. He pushed to raise himself out of the puddle, but his attemps were useless. He was parylyzed. So he just layed on his stomach. Face down in a puddle, as the rain fell onto his cold, wet, lifeless body.

With the final chord, Aaron got eveybody in the crowd to clap for SJ saving the day. The band walked off stage and SJ launched into the sky. When he arrived at his house, the clock had just struck 11. He turned on the TV and watched the news. "There has been three slayings today. One of famous super hero Superman, the other of Batman, and the other of Spiderman. There are only four heroes in the league of Super Hero. Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Ska John," the woman on the television said. A chill fell down Ska John's back. He had a sudden urge to look behind him. There was nothing. "Superman was found dead earlier this morning outside of his apartment in northern Manhattan. He was found on the ground, with a large blade severed into his spinal cord. Police said that he died instantly and must have fallen out his window," the woman said, "Spiderman was found dead in the middle of Manhattan, hanging upside down from the Empire State Building. He was found with his chest torn open, chained to a gargoyle statue. Police said that he died of hemmoraging in the head. Batman was also found dead in a car accident. Police said that his car was driving down the road at high speeds when another car rammed into his car, causing him to crash into a steel pole. He flew out of the car winsheild and his head was torn in half by the pole. Police have said that they also found seven bullet holes in his chest." Ska John stared at the TV wide eyed. "We hope the best for these brave men's families and hope that Ska John is safe from this evil murderer," the lady on the TV said, "Ska John, if you are watching this, be careful." He turned the TV off. It was 5 minutes until 12. He waited and watched the door. There was a hard moment of silence. He kept his eyes on the door. The door did not move at all. He was eyeing the door. Suddenly, the door burst open and a man began shooting bullets into the room. Ska John ducked behind a bookcase. When the gunfire stopped, there was silence. Ska John looked up to find that his entire room was on fire. His room was on the 43rd floor of the building. His back was against the large window. He felt a thrust of power and his body smashed through the window. He was falling. He turned his body around and he smashed into the ground, face first. He blacked out.
Somehow he woke up outside. The rain was pouring onto his body. He was face down in a puddle. He felt nothing. He didnt move at all. He didnt even wonder how long he had been there or how he even got there. He just sat there, face down in the puddle. He began to feel lightheaded. His eyes were rolling in the back of his head. He had to have been without oxygen for about two minutes now, but for some strange reason, oxygen wasn't an issue. All he needed to do was think. He couldn't rememeber anything. His name, his age, anything. He was blank. "Think, think!" he thought to himself, "Who am I?" The answer wasn't clear to him at all. Suddenly, oxygen became an issue, and he went into shock. His eyes opened wide. The little oxygen in his lungs fired out of his throat and into the water. He pushed to raise himself out of the puddle, but his attemps were useless. He was parylyzed. So he just layed on his stomach. Face down in a puddle, as the rain fell onto his cold, wet, lifeless body. A man walked up to him. It was the one who pushed him out the window. "I shot you in the spine as you fell. You are paralyzed. You wont be able to walk for the rest of your life, so I want to put you out of your misery," the man said. Ska John just sat there, face down. The man held up the gun to Ska John's head. "I have been sent from god to punish you, for you have defied his power and conflicted against him. I am god's assassin, you cannot kill me. Oh yes, and the suffering hasnt ended yet. After I kill you, I will kill all of your little friends. Goodbye Ska John." the man said. He grinned, and then put his finger on the trigger, "Goodbye." His finger pulled the trigger. A loud bang was heard. The man looked up at the building. He eyed the burning room, then squeezed his fist. The fire stopped, and the room was back to normal. He looked into the sky. "My father, I have finished my work! Let me become a god!" the man yelled into the air. Lightning struck his body and he was gone. Vaporized, while Ska John layed there, lifeless...

To Be Continued...?
(VOTE FOR THIS WITH A WOOT WOOT!)

jaysmynameo @ 2005-03-19T16:28:00

2005-03-19T21:28:14Z

oh, and the adventures of ska john is a votable one too, so if nobody votes, i will have to take if of, so reply to this entry with a "woot woot" and i will keep it, if you dont reply, its not gonna keep goin.

havent updated in awhile

2005-03-19T21:22:33Z

i feel like updating.......... ok SKA JOHN!!!!!!!!!! VOLUME 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Adventures of SKa John Volume 2: The RBF Chronicles Part 1

The concert was starting and already SJ was late. He had to use hyperspeed. With a blast of energy, he fired through the sky and landed in front of the music shrine called "Toad's Place." SJ walked to the door and went to pull out his ticket, but it was gone. He quickly searched every pocket, but it wasnt there. He heard the first song starting. It was "Good Thing" from their album Cheer Up. SJ used his magical power to see thorugh walls and watched the beginning of the song. "You and I are mortal, but rock and roll will never die!" said lead singer Aaron Barett. The intro began. Suddenly, everything turned off. The lights, amps, everythign in the whole city! "What the hell?" Aaron said, "I better be getting paid!" SJ saw this and looked up, only to see that God was back for more. "Ska John, you think you can mess with God? Well you can't!" God said in a deep, monotone voice. SJ's eyes squinted. He launched into the air, smacking the giant hand. It had no effect. He needed help, but all his friends were dead. What was he to do? Just then, Aaron Barett came outside with his guitar, only to see the hand of God, glaring him in the eye. He decided to help SJ. He used his magical flying skills and met SJ in the sky. "Hey Ska John, Ive heard about you before. People tell em your frickin awesome!" SJ just smiled, "You heard correctly" he said with a grin, "Now lets do this!" The gigantic hand was waiting for an opponent. Both SJ and Aaron leaped at the hand and attacked it with all their strength. It was no use. "I got an idea!" Aaron said, "Ska John, would you like to be in our band?" A look of glee came upon Ska John's face, "OF COURSE!" he said. Aaron smiled, "Good, now watch this." He held up his guitar and screamed out the words, "REEL BIG FISH, UNITE!" Suddenly, every other band member got sucked into Aaron's guitar. A look of power came upon his face. SJ suddenly got sucked into the guitar also. Aaron held his guitar up and strummed an A Minor chord. The vibration of the guitar went into Aaron's body and now Reel Big Fish was one. Ska John felt as if he was of the most ultimate power known to man. With one punch, the colossal subhuman destroyed the hand of god. The explosion was the size of an atomic explosion. As the dust settled, SJ could see that everything was back to the way it was. "So, Ska John, you wanna hang with us? We still got a concert to do!" Aaron said. So the concert went on and everyone had a great time. Then during the song, "Everything Sucks", Aaron called Ska John up to the stage and they sung the song together. Then with the final chord, Aaron got everyone to clap for SJ saving the day.

The End.

AHRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-04T01:46:04Z

AHRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i heart ahrue luster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the following:
SKAJOHN!!!!!!!!
JULIEBOWERS!!!!!!!
MIKEAVILA!!!!!!!!
ALEXKATZ!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELICA!!!!!!!!!
KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all......

no ska to the john updates

2005-03-02T22:33:20Z

the subject title says it all.........
sadly, i wont be doing any ska john entries this week
next week i will start volume 2!
bitchin!

my god! look at his tatoos and those earring hes could never get a good job!

2005-03-01T02:38:28Z

other entry aka new comic
"The Subway Chronicles"
By Jay Goodwin
Volume 1, Part 1
"The Intro"

Every breath he took was like a mountain he had to climb. His lungs felt so trapped inside his chest, he was gonna burst, he needed to get air. His palm grasped the nearest sharp object. "Tric.....trick........tric..." he couldnt get the words out. His friend had betrayed him. He was falling down now, his body was dropping onto the floor. His fall didnt stop his hand from holding the straw. He needed to do this. If he didnt, he would surely die. His vision was fading. His friend sat there and laughed. Betrayed. Ive been betrayed. That was all taht flashed into his head. Broken images of just five minutes ago were flashing in his head. Sitting there, like a normal day. Lifting the sub to his mouth. Then he could only rememeber the sudden lodge in his throat. He could rememeber falling down, off his seat. His face was blue now. The veins in his eyes were exploding. So this is what death feels like, he thought. This is what its like to die. He opened his eyes wide and looked down at the straw. A sharp rock had been kicked into the store. He picked it up and put it in the straw as fast as he could, then he thrusted it into his throat. His neck opened with ease and he took out the rock. Then he placed the straw back into his throat. He could breathe. His friend was surprised that he did it. He only looked at him. Blood covered the mat at the shop. One of the workers called 911 and he was taken to the hospital immediately. Three days passed and his friend decided to visit him.
"DUDE WTF!!!!!!!! I WAS SAYING TRICIOTAMY!!!!!!!!(not spelled correctly)!!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDNT YOU DO IT??? I WAS CHOKING DAMMIT!" He yelled to his friend. "Hey, it wasnt my fault, I mean, I DID put that marble in your sub, but I didnt make you eat it!" His friend countered with. "You bastard, ILL KILL YOU!" He leaped from the bed and started to choke his friend. "DIE!!!!!!!!!"

To Be Continued...

(Vote for this comic! How? You may say. Well heres how, comment on this post with eaither thumbs up (yes keep it) or thumbs down (throw it away). I will make 8 comics and then narrow it down to only 2.

The Adventures of Ska John Scedule + Extras

2005-03-01T02:07:00Z

ok, so heres the Adventures of Ska John Schedule, and other stuff. Release dates. shut up

Mondays= 1 or 2 SKa John entries + other entry
Tuesdays= 1 or 2 ska john entries + other entry
Wednesdays= none or 1 ska john entries + 2 other entries
Thursdays= finale of ska john volume
Fridays= random number of entries + 2 others
Saturdays= Week Update (whats happening in MY life)
Sundays= possible updates.......

ok theres the schedule, if i miss a day, oh well OR ill make it up the next day. Ska John entires start on Monday and end on Thursdays, except for specials. The ska john series will have 6 volumes and random other episodes. the next comic i will be starting will take the place of the ska john comics. it will be "The Subway Chronicles", a story about 2 kids who visit subway everyday and end up having crazy adventues! OH MY LORD!!!!!!!! so there it is, eat up losers.

A DESCISION HAS BEEN MADE!

2005-03-01T01:58:17Z

ok, this isnt volume 2 of The Adventures of Ska John, it is an announcement.
this lj will no longer be used to doucument my daily life, unless i say so, it will purely be used to tell random stories, like the adventures of ska john. and if you dont like it, i hate you.

Part 4: The Left Hand of God

2005-02-28T22:57:36Z

As they reached the battlefield, Ska John felt fear. Colud they defeat Gods hand? Probably not. The hand wasn't moving, Sks John's tight leotard was crushing his genitalia. He grunted and charged at The Hand. Suddenly, the hand stuck up the middle finger and flung SKa John into a building. Alexander Katz fired 6 pack missles from his......six pack, and Le Douche fired drumstick projectiles at the hand, breaking the pinky. The hand then turned into a fist and punched Le DOuche in his head, causing massive brain damage. Then he punched Alexander Katz also, but Alexander retaliated and fired more missles. Jay aka Pooter came up and used his majestical guitar, the one with the broken pickups, and smashed it on the hand, crushing the wrist, but then the hand crushed Jay as it squeezed his body. The hand retreated and came back, this time, with a cast on. Ska John had to help Alexander fight, before it was too late. He ran to the store and got a bottle of Oust and some matches. "REDEMPTION FOR MY FRIENDS!" Ska John yelled, as he lit the match and used the Oust as a flamethrower. The cast lit on fire and the Hand of God began to crumble. Alexander fell into the flames and burned in the fire. The flames spread and charred the bodies of Le DOuche and Jay aka Pooter also. Ska John had saved earth, but lost his friends......"Oh well" he said " at least i get to go to a RBF show tonight!"

End Of Volume 1
Volume 2 will come soon...

PART 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-28T22:44:03Z

Ska John raced towards Erection Central, the area where superheroes hung (get it? erection, hung! HAHAH) out and practiced superpowers and shit like that....... anyways! Ska John came up to the main building, SuperHero HQ. He used his X ray vision and saw three naked men, those naked men were Alexander Katz the Great, Jesse Le Douche, and Jay aka Pooter, the three best men on the force, other than Ska John and Stephen Hawking. "You guys need to help me!" Ska to the John yelled. "Im fighting God!" He exclaimed. "Aight" Jay aka Pooter said, as he shook his head at Jesse and Alexander. "Lets go!" The Fab Four SuperHeroes fired into the air, towards the Hand of God. This was it. Ska John was ready to fight. He had to beat the hand of God, before it beat him.........off...........

To Be Continued...

part two of my story

2005-02-27T15:46:06Z

alright, that last entry i did, was part one of my story. here is part two:

and then there were none..........

the hand of god came crashing down upon earths weak frame. the thrust of power was too great for the planet to handle. earth had to call on its one and only hero, Ska John! Ska John flew down from Tonyville aka, his home planet, and started to hit gods hand with the trombone of hope, gods hand smacked Ska John, and he fell into the neverending abyss of space. "I need help, i need to find other super heroes!" Ska John said with a gasp. "I must get Alexander Katz the Great, Jesse Le Douche, and Jay the Coolest Person on Earth!"

To Be Continued...

hdisdfjk

2005-02-27T05:04:49Z

and then there were none..............................

ha

2005-02-27T05:02:15Z

i have no reason for updating except for the fact that i want to present the fact that the song im currently listening to is by as i lay dying and is called collision, i listened to it like 500 times in the past like, day. anyways, yea. word up!!!!!!!!!!damn im white.

yeeee

2005-02-27T00:24:17Z

i heart juliebowers!

BORED

2005-02-27T00:20:23Z

i was so godamn bored today, and i blame it all on juliebowers. first of all, i was bored, then i called her and was like, im bored, we should hang out, and she was liek no i gotta go to the gym, so i was like aight, then she was all like, then im goin to an atreyu concert at toads place and i was like, oh snap, somethin to do, so i was like, ill go too. i didnt go. so instead of waiting for the concert, i went to walmart with mike and mike and it was so boring. do you think i actually LIKE to hang out with those fags? hell no, i hate them. lol jkjk. nah theyre cool. so we went to walmart and i got peeps, you know, those little bunny rabbit things that you eat, and mike avila ate them all. so we went to BURGER KING!!!!!!!!! and saw FRANKIE!!!!!! aka ryans brother. so then on the way home we went to the corner store and bought food. and i got home and watched this aliens and predators movie where they fight. it was pretty cool. so anyways, my day was pretty good. im still bored and im waiting for jesse, so i can see if he wants to come over and hang out. i know, i know, hanging out with jesse, man jay, you must be REALLY desperate! well, i am, but thats not why i wanna chill with jesse, its because hes my friend, and he can be pretty cool sometimes, well almost all the time, he just has some days where i, you know, hope he dies, and gets hit by a bus. so thats all, goodbye you punkazzz losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh huh

2005-02-26T00:30:54Z

today was cool i guess.....but i didnt hang otu with jbo, like i did YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways, instead i got bored and went to JULIES HOMETOWN aka milford, with mike and mike. then we like spent all day at the mall doing stuff and mike avila bought clothes, and i was like, what a fag, so then i bought a shirt from this ghetto store. good times. then we took the bus home and i got into a fight with mike avila. and mike and mike kept talkin shit about julie so i got mad and we like fought eachother. good times. yea, today was cool but it sucked because i didnt hang out with JULIE BOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i did yesterday so yea, whatever. i have to talk about yesterday too! okay so i woke up, and julie was gonna come over, so i like waited and i was like bored as hell. so then she got to my house and had PURPLE HAIR which was, by the way, awesome-er than anything else in the world. it looked cool. so back to my story. then she like ate my food, so i was like, ur fat. then we went into the basement and made hot love, i mean, watched a movie that just happens to be called SAW!!!!!!!! yea, so like we got bored and watched saw in the basement with no lights on in the dark with jake and mitch. then like jake kept messin with me and started a fight with me, julie and mitch, so we beat the piss out of eachother, and julie like smacked the hell out of his head, which was pretty funny, and he like cried. so then i found a blanket and we were blanket partying mitchell. (note: a blanket party is where you throw a blanket over someone and beat the piss out of him, the reason for the blanket is so he doesnt know WHO is beating the piss out of him.) after than i went under the blanket and i was like, lets make out through the blanket to julie and she like tackled me and hit me in the head. then suddenly i felt 5 kicks in the groin area, which was jake, blindsiding me, then he kicked me in the face like 50 times. so i grabbed his throat and threw him against the wall and kicked him, and he got mad at me and left. thus, my dad got mad and we couldnt watch the movie anymore because jake was a loser. so we hung out upstairs and julie ate like all my ice cream. then we hung out in my room and made love to eachother for a good amount of time, and then she had to leave, so she took a picture from like a picture book thing i got and i was like wtf,give it back and she didnt. so whatever. yea then after she left, jake called and bitched about how he hated me. and i talked to mike on the comp and then ate PORKCHOPS AND MAC AND CHESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i fell asleep. man, making love to julie is so fun!!!!!!!!lol.

UPDATED LIST

2005-02-25T00:28:19Z

the updated list of peeps who heard i live in a hole live:
mike lionetti
my dad
jakeaboo
juliebowers!

i live in a hole

2005-02-23T18:37:01Z

if you havent heard it yet, you suck, or you dont suck and you just didnt care to listen or you want to listen but never got the chance.
if you heard me play it live, your cool.
these are the people who have heard it:
mike lionetti
mis padre

come to me so you can listen to it, then i can add you to the list......... ha what now.
word up.........

hey guys

2005-02-23T00:11:38Z

today was normal.......ok............yea..............
heres what went down:
woke up
went on computer
played guitar
mike came over
played guitar (talked to jbo on the phone sometime in between mikes visit)
mike left
ate food
played guitar
went on computer
typed up entry in lj
thats it
eat my babies, what now?
ska to the john is cool,
IM him on Skanking Johnny
he is one sexy beast.
AND he reads my lj, ha. what now
word up to all mah bros in new haven!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY FAGS!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-21T23:41:25Z

today was muy fun here was my schedule:
woke up
acted lazy
shoveled driveway
came inside
watched tv
hung out with mike and mike
went to wal to the mart
peed in mikes mouth
hung out with mike
thats it for today

i love myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tinks place

2005-02-21T00:18:14Z

tinks place!!!!!!!!!!!